$wifballs
Hamster wif
big balls.
The picture explains it.
The timeline had a dog wif a hat.
We present the counterargument.
$wifballsNo hat required.CA available
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0xebd94007777f2f125f53b677ad2b37303e574bc5THE ORIGINAL TAKE / 19.04.2025
The timeline
has spoken.
Ascend co-founder Tommy
One photo. One tweet. A very clear preference.
The original post that said it best.
THE THESIS
You've seen
the fundamentals.
Some narratives take a thread.
This one takes a look.
01 / THE MEME
Unreasonably easy to recognise.
Harder to explain to your normie friends.
02 / THE TICKER
$wifballs
03 / THE NEXT MOVE
Buy on Ascend.
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