$wifballs

$wifballs

Hamster wif
big balls.

The picture explains it.

The timeline had a dog wif a hat.
We present the counterargument.

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The original hamster wif big balls, sitting in a pair of hands
$wifballsNo hat required.CA available

THE ORIGINAL TAKE / 19.04.2025

The timeline
has spoken.

Ascend co-founder Tommy

One photo. One tweet. A very clear preference.

The original post that said it best.

Tommy's April 19, 2025 X post: Hamster wif big balls greater than dog wif hat, with the original hamster photo.
Original tweet screenshot. No affiliation or endorsement implied.

NO WALLET. JUST TIMING.

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Don’t get rekt.

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Same hamster. Questionable aerodynamics.

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