$wifballs
Hamster wif
big balls.
The picture explains it.
The timeline had a dog wif a hat.
We present the counterargument.
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THE ORIGINAL TAKE / 19.04.2025
The timeline
has spoken.
Ascend co-founder Tommy
One photo. One tweet. A very clear preference.
The original post that said it best.
THE THESIS
You've seen
the fundamentals.
Some narratives take a thread.
This one takes a look.
01 / THE MEME
Unreasonably easy to recognise.
Harder to explain to your normie friends.
02 / THE TICKER
$wifballs
03 / THE NEXT MOVE
Follow the X. Watch for the CA.
Don't ape a random address.
THE GROUP CHAT GETS IT.
Same hamster.
Your people.
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